Saturday, June 19, 2010

funny joke!

Two snakes are talking One of them turns to the other and asks,"Are we venomous?" The other replays, "Yes,why?..."
"I just bit ma lip."

Friday, June 11, 2010

Hurricane Slacker Mom strikes Southeast Texas Coast town

One home Destroyed in wake of Scout Camp, Swim Team, 4th grade Home school, Small Business Taxes, and invasion of Grandchild, double son-in-law deployment, 1: college, 1: high school, 1: 5th grade

Oh holy hell. House looks like tornado hit. Camp over today. swim season over tomorrow. Life over now. Should take photo of house and save for next year in case I think about volunteering for a 4th year.

End of school year activities at both schools have wiped me out, still have to finish up Magnus's year.

My Magnus fell in love yesterday. Pro Stock Drag Racing - Buddy Nickens Camaro that visited our Cub Scout Day Camp. Magnus sat in the seat of a $300,000 car unsupervised. There is just no way this kid is going to go into racing cars as a hobby!

2009 - Category: PM-OUTLAW, Type: ZN, Class: TPSA, Div: 4 Chevrolet Camaro 1/8 Mile ET: 4.758 at North Star Dragway/Denton TPSA 03/09 | 1/8 Mile MPH: 144.28 at North Star Dragway/Denton TPSA 03/09

Woke up

And wondered what the hell happened to my house.

End of the year at school, scout camp, swim team practices, and portrait sessions.

Looks like a bomb went off here.

Wednesday, June 09, 2010

Cub Scout Day Camp

camp is brilliant

we had a couple of bulls'eyes

forester pin, tool box done, bird feeder done

patrol assignments, patrol animal (bald Eagle) and patrol flag made

buckets and frame holding up nicely


I have a FANTASTIC 11 year old Den Chief

and I have no idea how a patrol would be successful without one he is fantastic

I still walked 14,618 steps today


I didn't know that

Thursday, June 03, 2010

Can Not Call Surgeon Back

I feel like a failure. I get on the scale and I want to cry. I pull on the clothes that I could pull off without unbuttoning last year and I want to cry.

what happened? first off, people do not change. if they were worriers before, they will be worriers again. if they were stress-o-phobics before, they will be again. what do I do? I put everyone else before me. I am so afraid of being selfish that I sabotage my own health. why? I do not know, because it is easier?

It is easier to empty the dishwasher than to argue with the kids to do it. I hire people to mow the lawn, because it is easier than fighting with the kids to do it and I know that I would juts mow it myself if I didn't hire it out.

so about my health, getting down to the crux of the situation: stress and oxytocin, definitely part of it. Kirkland Trail Mix definitely part of it. diabetes and hypoglycemia most definitely part of it. homeschooling with Magnus and Jordan not helping matters, I rarely "get out of the house" or away from my desk, but that could be an excuse and I am just not in the mood to get away from my desk.

Moving, I put on a Pedometer and I walk 11475 steps a day...
I keep track of what I eat at MyPyramid: