Dentist Day

“When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" Don't answer him.”
-Michael (age 14)
Advice from Kids

"He was so stupid that he couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel."
- Lyndon Johnson

"If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."
- Anonymous

“Infantry branch doesn’t have a monopoly on stupidity but it does have the ability to purify and concentrate it.” - Former Infantry Officer

“I swear, if people get any dumber around here, we’re gonna have to start posting daily reminders to breathe!!”
- Sally Forth’s Boss

"The man who is worthy of being "a leader of men" will never complain about the stupidity of his helpers, the ingratitude of mankind nor the in appreciation of the public. These are all a part of the great game of life. To meet them and overcome them and not to go down before them in disgust, discouragement or defeat—that is the final proof of power."
~ William J. H. Boetcker