-Michael (age 14)
Advice from Kids
"He was so stupid that he couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel."
- Lyndon Johnson
"If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."
“Infantry branch doesn’t have a monopoly on stupidity but it does have the ability to purify and concentrate it.” - Former Infantry Officer
“I swear, if people get any dumber around here, we’re gonna have to start posting daily reminders to breathe!!”
- Sally Forth’s Boss
~ William J. H. Boetcker